Time for everything

I am busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Fond Memories

Honey, I was at the zoo today.. and I thought of you all day.

Those sweet words

A man was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. This old friend preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
He was so impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years.
While the wife was off in the kitchen, he said to his buddy, "I think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy shook his head and replied, "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about ten years ago."

Then we met

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Give me an original

Cop catches guy speeding after a long chase.
Cop: "Give me an excuse I havent heard before, and I will let you go".
Guy: "My wife ran away last week with a cop. I thought you were chasing me to give her back"
Cop: "Off you go!"

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